It's Thursday night and a new ER isn't for at least a month, maybe longer, and I'm forced to watch Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Now, I'm not complaining or anything, it's a good show, but it's the repeats on USA. They have these "Character Fantasy" interstitials which are actually kinda cute. So these people they choose tell us their fantasy, "I want to be a hairdresser", "I want to be a movie star"... you get it, right?
So the one that's been going on all episode is about this guy who wants to be a "flair bartender". At first I'm kinda excited. I love gay bartenders. But then I learn that it's not fun and interesting like that, it's a kind of "mixology" where you throw the bottles around like in Cocktail (how fitting is that title with what we know now about Mr. Cruise?). You remember that movie with Tom Cruise, when he was still halfway sane and straight?
Anyway, this guy's life aspiration is to be one of these bartenders. I'm serious. Do I really want a bartender flipping my drink around? How hard is it to pour some liquid in a glass? Just pour it in. All that time you're wasting making a show I could be drinking. If I wanted to see a show I'd go to the gay club and see the hot bartenders there who get up on the bar and dance, with hardly any clothes on. I know Cruise is up for that. I'm just sayin'.
So the one that's been going on all episode is about this guy who wants to be a "flair bartender". At first I'm kinda excited. I love gay bartenders. But then I learn that it's not fun and interesting like that, it's a kind of "mixology" where you throw the bottles around like in Cocktail (how fitting is that title with what we know now about Mr. Cruise?). You remember that movie with Tom Cruise, when he was still halfway sane and straight?
Anyway, this guy's life aspiration is to be one of these bartenders. I'm serious. Do I really want a bartender flipping my drink around? How hard is it to pour some liquid in a glass? Just pour it in. All that time you're wasting making a show I could be drinking. If I wanted to see a show I'd go to the gay club and see the hot bartenders there who get up on the bar and dance, with hardly any clothes on. I know Cruise is up for that. I'm just sayin'.
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