SPOONS

Don't you hate it when you're using a plastic spoon and it's too deep? I was just trying to eat some cereal and I had to suck out the milk at the bottom of the spoon with each bite. Annoying.

SHRIMP

Why do restaurants not take the tails off shrimp? Does anyone eat it? It's just messy and inconvenient. Just sayin'.

PUT YOUR DOORS UP!

Ugh, one of my biggest pet peeves, luckily, isn't that obvious here in LA. But lately their a surge of ignorance in the city. I mean, more then usual. Okay, what's up with people who put their truck bed door down? I know you people think that it lets the air flow better, allowing the air to glide through the truck, but you're wrong. Aerodynamically you're wrong. Truck beds are made with the design to decrease airflow into the bed. Air swirls around , creating a field, allowing the excess air to glide off. By taking the door down you break that air swirl up and make the air push on the bed harder, getting you worse gas mileage. I doubt any of you who read this drive a truck, or are stupid enough to think the car manufacturers never thought about aerodynamics and you're the genius who realized you could open the door to help it out. Idiots. Put your doors up!

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD... THANK GOD

I consider myself a 21st Century woman. Whatever that means. I'm all women's lib and crap like that, but I gotta tell you, having a man open the door for me is nice. Having him let me walk first into the elevator is nice. And can I tell you, calling one of your guy friends when you have a flat tire and him offering to drive out to change it is damn nice too. I mean yay, women rock, but so do guys, especially when they pay the check.

SWEATPANTS... NO!

No

You should NEVER wear sweatpants outside of your house unless you're Brad Pitt or Clive Owen. And the only reason you should where them if you're either one of those guys is I'll be picturing you naked anyway so it doesn't matter what you're wearing. Other then that, no. Don't.

OKAY, ONE MORE AND THEN I'M DONE

Here's one for all the sexy people.

WHILE WE'RE AT IT

This just might be my favorite song he sings. Maybe. Too many to count.

BEST MALE VOCALIST

One of my favorite (if not my favorite) Jason Mraz songs. This boy can sing. And he's extremely easy on the eyes. Check him out at about 6:35, apparently it's a full voiced b-flat which I'm told is quite difficult (and hot).

WHAT THE HELL?

"Hi. Don't shake me."

So just now I was downstairs, at work, and there was a woman on the phone. She was obviously frustrated because she wasn't getting good reception. She proceeded to curse at the phone, look at it, and then shake it. Yes, she shook it. What the hell? I've never ever seen anyone do that? What did she think that would accomplish? When does shaking something make it work? Oh, maybe a calculator. Hmph, so maybe shaking a cell phone that isn't getting service would work. Now I'm curious.

BOY GLUES HIMSELF TO BED, REALIZES HE'S STUPID

Haha, I wish I could take credit for his picture, but I can't

I just read this article about this 10 year old who, to avoid going back to school after the holidays, glued himself to his bed with industrial glue. His mother said, "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy." I know why it happened, because you suck as a mother and let your 10 year old play with industrial glue. The boy's alright, blah blah.

UGLY GIRLS WITH HOT GUYS???

I don't mean to be rude, and I know this will sound that way, but what's up with the trend I'm seeing where truly hot guys are with, how should I say it, 'not so hot' girls? I mean, more power to these girls, go for it, win one for the Gipper, but please, explain to me how you, looking all homely, scored a winner? I guess maybe he isn't a winner and I'm just a superficial bitch who only looks at the outside and not on the in. That's probably true, but I'd still like someone to explain it to me. I don't know, maybe it's a Baltimore thing. I would have attached a picture, but it seems to be an undocumented occurrence.