SPOONS

Don't you hate it when you're using a plastic spoon and it's too deep? I was just trying to eat some cereal and I had to suck out the milk at the bottom of the spoon with each bite. Annoying.

SHRIMP

Why do restaurants not take the tails off shrimp? Does anyone eat it? It's just messy and inconvenient. Just sayin'.

PUT YOUR DOORS UP!

Ugh, one of my biggest pet peeves, luckily, isn't that obvious here in LA. But lately their a surge of ignorance in the city. I mean, more then usual. Okay, what's up with people who put their truck bed door down? I know you people think that it lets the air flow better, allowing the air to glide through the truck, but you're wrong. Aerodynamically you're wrong. Truck beds are made with the design to decrease airflow into the bed. Air swirls around , creating a field, allowing the excess air to glide off. By taking the door down you break that air swirl up and make the air push on the bed harder, getting you worse gas mileage. I doubt any of you who read this drive a truck, or are stupid enough to think the car manufacturers never thought about aerodynamics and you're the genius who realized you could open the door to help it out. Idiots. Put your doors up!

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD... THANK GOD

I consider myself a 21st Century woman. Whatever that means. I'm all women's lib and crap like that, but I gotta tell you, having a man open the door for me is nice. Having him let me walk first into the elevator is nice. And can I tell you, calling one of your guy friends when you have a flat tire and him offering to drive out to change it is damn nice too. I mean yay, women rock, but so do guys, especially when they pay the check.

SWEATPANTS... NO!

No

You should NEVER wear sweatpants outside of your house unless you're Brad Pitt or Clive Owen. And the only reason you should where them if you're either one of those guys is I'll be picturing you naked anyway so it doesn't matter what you're wearing. Other then that, no. Don't.

OKAY, ONE MORE AND THEN I'M DONE

Here's one for all the sexy people.

WHILE WE'RE AT IT

This just might be my favorite song he sings. Maybe. Too many to count.